Numero Uno Post...o....

Uh...Okay. So. First entry...........*crickets*

...er...Hi. I'm Zatarra. This is going to be surely awkward and rather boring, but if you bear with me, there might be a few laughs here and there... You see, I'm a total noob at blogging and writing in diaries and whatnot. ^^" I've still always wanted a blog, and to reply to others' blogs.......All I've learned so far (since joining not 24 hours ago): All the fonts I've tried for this thing look the same. Bah. I dunno. ;) Oh, and this darn thing tried to write my posts in Hindi.

ANYway....I'm driving the auto save crazy...not only is my computer slowing this enough so I have to wait a second or two to see if what I'm meaning to write is coming out properly, but I have all-consuming writer's block, and I'm a bit anal when it comes to editing. That's a bad combination there, my dear reader...

So...here are things you will soon (if not already) learn about me: I have a nasty habit of typing many dot-dot-dot sequences...I rather talk like this, and so that is how my emails and now blog posts will most likely work. I'm also addicted to emoticons (^^;), and if this thing converts all the colon-perenthesis...s....into actual smileys, I'm going to have a ball.

Oh. Gotta go eat dinner. Be right back....

Okay. Hi again! So, I was all excited prior to writing this, thinking of all the cool things I could write...but.........it's all gone. l:[ (that's one of my original emoticons. Totally copyrighted. xD) But yeah. So...more about me besides all the stuff in the profile. Uh...I'm growing my hair out. Yup. It's been, like, pixie-cut short for almost six years now, and I wanted to donate, but the minimum any association for that kind of thing is 10 inches. I, obviously, do not have ten inches worth of hair. I'd be surprised if I had five. Once it's ten, though, one of my options is to go all Natalie Portman and shave it. Not Britney Spears though. She's crazy.

But, I think this'll be it for now. There you have it...me in a nutshell of a post that I'll most likely end up editing anyway, because, remember, I'm that anal. I'll probably do some music, book, TV, and movie reviews on here, though....eh, we'll see...

So, adios leer-los. (I'm a total Spanish noob. Pretend "leer-los" means "readers") Hasta next post-o.

~Zatarra

Ps--Paris Hilton is so totally guilty.